{"id":24782,"date":"2024-03-22T02:20:34","date_gmt":"2024-03-22T06:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/entertainment\/jimmy-kimmel-calls-trumps-v-p-selection-process-the-maga-pprentice\/22\/03\/2024\/"},"modified":"2024-03-22T02:20:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T06:20:34","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-calls-trumps-v-p-selection-process-the-maga-pprentice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/entertainment\/jimmy-kimmel-calls-trumps-v-p-selection-process-the-maga-pprentice\/22\/03\/2024\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Calls Trump\u2019s V.P. Selection Process \u2018The MAGA-pprentice\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-53u6y8\">\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\"><em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night\u2019s highlights that lets you sleep \u2014 and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the <\/em><a class=\"css-yywogo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2020\/arts\/television\/best-movies-on-netflix.html\" title=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\"><em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">50 best movies on Netflix right now<\/em><\/a><em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"css-9ycfei eoo0vm40\" id=\"link-1f2d6327\">\u2018The MAGA-pprentice\u2019<\/h2>\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">In his monologue on Thursday, Jimmy Kimmel talked about the speculation over who Donald Trump\u2019s running mate will be. Supposedly, Trump plans to audition potential candidates at campaign rallies. \u201cHe\u2019s turning this into \u2018The MAGA-pprentice,\u2019\u201d Kimmel said.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"css-ew4tgv\" aria-label=\"companion column\"\/><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-53u6y8\">\n<blockquote class=\"css-1ggt3fz etf134l0\">\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cThe finalists for V.P. include Elise Stefanik, Tim Scott, Tulsi Gabbard and Dr. Ben Carson, even though Dr. Ben Carson died six years ago.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cBen Carson is literally a sleeper candidate. Can you imagine Vice President Carson sitting behind Trump at the State of the Union? This is a guy who falls asleep standing up.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">Trump is also said to be considering Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, despite the many insults the two have thrown at each other in the past. Kimmel found it funny that Rubio now says it would be an honor for anyone to be offered the position.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"css-ew4tgv\" aria-label=\"companion column\"\/><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-53u6y8\">\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">\u201cOh, poor little Marco, he thinks he\u2019s different,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cHe\u2019s thinking, \u2018I\u2019m the one who\u2019s going to ride this bull.\u2019 No, no, you will wind up in the mud with all the other rodeo clowns.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"css-1ggt3fz etf134l0\">\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cThink about all the people who thought they could domesticate Donald Trump: Chris Christie, Mitt Romney, Jeff Sessions, Kevin McCarthy, Rudy Giuliani, Ted Cruz, Ron DeSantis, Mike Pence, all his wives. I mean, you think this won\u2019t be you, too? Destroying people like you \u2014 it\u2019s the only thing Donald Trump is good at. If he asks you to run, run! Get those little legs moving like a toddler going into a Chuck E. Cheese.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2 class=\"css-9ycfei eoo0vm40\" id=\"link-5b3d382\">The Punchiest Punchlines (Foreclosure Edition)<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"css-ew4tgv\" aria-label=\"companion column\"\/><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"css-53u6y8\">\n<blockquote class=\"css-1ggt3fz etf134l0\">\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cI read that former President Trump is considering not paying the $464 million bond from his civil fraud case and letting the New York attorney general seize Trump Tower. Man, Trump\u2019s net worth is shrinking so fast, people are wondering if it\u2019s on Ozempic.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cThey could take his buildings, which, if they seize Trump Tower, where will Donald get his authentic Mexican taco bowls?&#8221; <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cAnd get this, the New York attorney general is also preparing to seize Trump\u2019s Westchester golf course. Yeah. Today, the attorney general showed up at his golf course and yelled, \u2018Foreclosure.\u2019\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cThey could even seize his plane. I vote for that. I can think of nothing more delightful. Can you imagine the sight of Donald Trump standing in line for a Southwest flight in boarding group C?\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cYeah, in just a few days, there\u2019s a chance Trump could go from owning a penthouse and a golf course to putting into a coffee mug in a studio apartment.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2 class=\"css-9ycfei eoo0vm40\" id=\"link-3f07bc9e\">The Bits Worth Watching<\/h2>\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">Wayne Brady, master freestyler and star of \u201cThe Wiz,\u201d made up rhymes about random objects on Thursday\u2019s \u201cTonight Show.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"css-ew4tgv\" aria-label=\"companion column\"\/><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2024\/03\/22\/arts\/television\/jimmy-kimmel-trump-bond.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night&rsquo;s highlights that lets you sleep &mdash; and lets us get<br \/><button class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/entertainment\/jimmy-kimmel-calls-trumps-v-p-selection-process-the-maga-pprentice\/22\/03\/2024\/\">Read More &rsaquo;<\/a><\/button><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24784,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24782"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24782\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}