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Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night\u2019s highlights that lets you sleep \u2014 and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the <\/em>50 best movies on Netflix right now<\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n The Arizona Supreme Court on Tuesday reinstated a law<\/a> from 1864 banning nearly all abortions in the state.<\/p>\n Stephen Colbert called it \u201ca law so old that it was passed before women had the right to vote.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cTo which the Arizona Supreme Court said, \u2018Don\u2019t worry, we\u2019ll work on that one next.\u2019\u201d \u2014 STEPHEN COLBERT<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n The White House state dinner<\/a> for Prime Minister Fumio Kishida of Japan also got some attention from the hosts.<\/p>\n \u201cYou know Joe Biden \u2014 his state dinners are a little different than the usual. For one thing, they start at 4:30., and you can only get in if you have a Groupon.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cThe musical entertainment for the event was Paul Simon, which is \u2014 that\u2019s a good one. That\u2019s big. Trump was lucky to get the surviving members of O-Town for one of his state dinners, but Japan got an evening of Simon & Joefunkel.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n \u201cYep, Biden got to eat dinner with a performance from Paul Simon. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris had to sit through a lunch with Art Garfunkel.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cSo of course Paul Simon kicked off his old hit, \u2018Me and Fumio Down by the Schoolyard.\u2019\u201d \u2014 STEPHEN COLBERT<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Vampire Weekend performed their new song \u201cMary Boone\u201d on Wednesday\u2019s \u201cDaily Show.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n The Norwegian singer-songwriter girl in red<\/a> is the musical guest on Thursday\u2019s \u201cTonight Show.\u201d<\/p>\n The Indigo Girls opened up their archives for \u201cIt\u2019s Only Life After All,\u201d a new career-spanning documentary<\/a> about the folk-rock music duo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\nHazing Arizona<\/h2>\n
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