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\u201cHe arrived at the intersection of American history, where he put a quarter in the parking meter of destiny, leaving the car, looking to avoid stepping in the urine puddle of jurisprudence.\u201d \u2014 JON STEWART, mocking the media\u2019s coverage of Trump\u2019s arrival in court<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cSeriously, are we going to follow this guy to court every [expletive]<\/em> day? Are you trying to make this O.J.? It\u2019s not a chase \u2014 he\u2019s commuting.\u201d \u2014 JON STEWART<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cAt this point, you\u2019re probably saying to yourself, \u2018How many television hours have they devoted to what Donald Trump, a man who has not been off any of our screens for more than 30 seconds in the last eight years, looks like?\u2019 The answer is not nearly as many hours as describing his every movement.\u201d \u2014 JON STEWART<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cLook, at some point in this trial, something important and revelatory is going to happen, but none of us are going to notice because of the hours spent on his speculative facial tics. If the media tries to make us feel like the most mundane [expletive] <\/em>is earth-shattering, we won\u2019t believe you when it\u2019s really interesting. It\u2019s your classic \u2018Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer.\u2019\u201d \u2014 JON STEWART<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cLook, we’ve got a long ways to go here. It\u2019s the first day of the first of his 438 trials to come. Pace yourselves, and if you\u2019re bored, you can always start planning how you\u2019re going to [expletive]<\/em> up covering his next trial and the sober mea culpa you\u2019ll deliver during his next term as president.\u201d \u2014 JON STEWART<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n