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\u201cHe violated the gag order during a hearing about whether he violated the gag order!\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cJudge Merchan told Trump\u2019s lead attorney \u2014 a guy named Todd Blanche \u2014 that his arguments didn\u2019t make sense, that he \u2018presented nothing\u2019 and that he was losing \u2018all credibility with the court.\u2019 To his credit, Blanche fired back. He said, \u2018Your honor, I lost all credibility when I agreed to represent Donald Trump! That is not an issue.\u2019\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cFortunately, Trump didn\u2019t hear any of it. He was sound asleep. Let One Rip Van Winkle is dozing off so often, they\u2019re going to need one of those N.B.A. sweat-wiper kids to mop the drool puddles off his desk.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOn his way out of the courthouse, Groper Cleveland stopped to tell reporters how uncomfortably cold it is in the room and how very unhappy he is to be there.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cEight hours a day, four days a week \u2014 it\u2019s literally torture. Or, as the rest of the world calls it, a job.\u201d \u2014 JORDAN KLEPPER<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cI love hearing him complain about how cold it is. Someone should knit him a little pair of mittens to wear into court.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n