{"id":40511,"date":"2025-01-08T04:56:29","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T09:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/entertainment\/late-night-jokes-its-way-from-canada-to-the-gulf-of-america\/08\/01\/2025\/"},"modified":"2025-01-08T04:56:29","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T09:56:29","slug":"late-night-jokes-its-way-from-canada-to-the-gulf-of-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/entertainment\/late-night-jokes-its-way-from-canada-to-the-gulf-of-america\/08\/01\/2025\/","title":{"rendered":"Late Night Jokes Its Way From Canada to the \u2018Gulf of America\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<\/p>\n<div data-testid=\"companionColumn-0\">\n<div class=\"css-53u6y8\">\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\"><em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night\u2019s highlights that lets you sleep \u2014 and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the <\/em><a class=\"css-yywogo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2020\/arts\/television\/best-movies-on-netflix.html\" title=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\"><em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">50 best movies on Netflix right now<\/em><\/a><em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"css-1u37br4 eoo0vm40\" id=\"link-4af51de3\">The New Gulf War<\/h2>\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">During a rambling news conference at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, <a class=\"css-yywogo\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2025\/01\/07\/us\/politics\/panama-greenland-trump-media.html\" title=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">President-elect Donald Trump said he would rename the Gulf of Mexico<\/a> \u201cthe Gulf of America.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">\u201cYeah, let\u2019s do that,\u201d Desi Lydic said on Tuesday\u2019s \u201cDaily Show,\u201d crumpling her script and tossing it behind her. \u201cWhy the hell not?\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"css-1ggt3fz etf134l0\">\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cWe have been so concerned about all the scary things that Trump\u2019s going to do, we forgot he\u2019s also going to do some really stupid things.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 DESI LYDIC<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"css-ew4tgv\" aria-label=\"companion column\"\/><\/div>\n<div data-testid=\"companionColumn-5\">\n<div class=\"css-53u6y8\">\n<blockquote class=\"css-1ggt3fz etf134l0\">\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cThis is insane. Canada can\u2019t become part of America. That\u2019s the country I pretend to be from when I\u2019m traveling abroad.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 DESI LYDIC<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-12wzsk6 evys1bk0\">\u201cWell, welcome to the United States, Canada. Locker rooms are over there, our Wi-Fi password is \u2018hawktuah-69-420,\u2019 and you pay for health care now.\u201d <em class=\"css-2fg4z9 e1gzwzxm0\">\u2014 DESI LYDIC<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2 class=\"css-1u37br4 eoo0vm40\" id=\"link-3f07bc9e\">The Bits Worth Watching<\/h2>\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">While chatting with Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday, Cher revealed that there\u2019s no last name on her driver\u2019s license.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"css-ew4tgv\" aria-label=\"companion column\"\/><\/div>\n<div data-testid=\"companionColumn-6\">\n<div class=\"css-53u6y8\">\n<h2 class=\"css-1u37br4 eoo0vm40\" id=\"link-1f978490\">What We\u2019re Excited About on Wednesday Night<\/h2>\n<p class=\"css-at9mc1 evys1bk0\">The \u201cAnora\u201d star Mikey Madison will appear on \u201cThe Tonight Show.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"css-1u37br4 eoo0vm40\" id=\"link-12f48db0\">Also, Check This Out<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"css-ew4tgv\" aria-label=\"companion column\"\/><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2025\/01\/08\/arts\/television\/trump-gulf-of-america.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night&rsquo;s highlights that lets you sleep &mdash; and lets us get<br \/><button class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/entertainment\/late-night-jokes-its-way-from-canada-to-the-gulf-of-america\/08\/01\/2025\/\">Read More &rsaquo;<\/a><\/button><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40513,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40511"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40511\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/40513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newssprinters.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}