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\u201cWell, guys, I\u2019m having an odd day. This morning I got an email from NBC asking what I accomplished last week.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cYep, they need to respond with five accomplishments from the last week. Federal workers wrote back: \u2018I received this email, I opened this email, I read this email, I laughed at this email, and I deleted this email.\u2019\u201d \u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cHe followed up by tweeting, \u2018Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.\u2019 Now, obviously, the only proper email response to that is: \u2018What did I do last week? Your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, and your mom.\u201d \u2014 STEPHEN COLBERT<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOf course, the workers were furious, mostly about getting a work email on a Saturday.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n Jon Oliver scrutinized Facebook\u2019s new posting policies on Sunday\u2019s episode of \u201cLast Week Tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n