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\u201cElon and his musketeers \u2014 they sent an email to all federal employees ordering them to list five things they did at work last week. Trump loved this idea \u2014 he said it was \u2018genius,\u2019 and he said anyone who didn\u2019t respond to the email would be \u2018fired or semi-fired.\u201d Which, what if that was his catchphrase on \u2018The Apprentice\u2019? \u2018Meat Loaf, you\u2019re fired. Or semi-fired.\u2019\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOK, now I understand. It\u2019s somewhat voluntary, but if you don\u2019t respond, he guesses you get fired. Thanks for clearing that up.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cAt this point, how is anybody supposed to know what to do with all this confusing information? Forget running the government; these clowns couldn\u2019t get 10 bridesmaids to a paint-and-sip.\u201d \u2014 STEPHEN COLBERT<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cThis email created chaos throughout our government. Some agencies, like the F.B.I., told their employees just to ignore it; others, like the V.A., demanded that employees respond. At H.H.S., employees were told they could respond if they wanted to but should assume that what they write will be read by malign foreign actors. What? Russell Brand\u2019s going to get these?\u201d \u2014 STEPHEN COLBERT<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n