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\u201cHis speech started late. I guess they were waiting for that last coat of shellac to dry on his face.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cMembers of the Trump family were there: Eric was there, Lara, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, even Melania showed up. So Democrats weren\u2019t the only people who hate him there.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cThings got off to a big start when Trump and JD Vance held hands and sang a medley from \u2018Wicked.\u2019\u201d \u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cHe laid out his MAGA-genda for the next four years. They include wildly unpopular tariffs, abandoning our allies, buddying up to Russia, tax cuts for the rich and turning Gaza into Atlantic City \u2014 all the reasons blue-collar America voted for this man.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cTrump said our momentum is back, our spirit is back, our pride is back. And not the gay kind, either: the regular pride.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cWhat he\u2019s talking about, I have no idea. The stock market\u2019s down, consumer confidence is down, the dollar is down. The only things that are high are egg prices and Elon Musk.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY KIMMEL<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n