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\u201cAnd by the way, it wasn\u2019t even Pete Hegseth who added him, it was some other incompetent guy at the highest levels of government, OK? Like, what, you think Hegseth has the editor of The Atlantic magazine saved in his phone? No way, all right? If Hegseth auto-filled a contact into a group chat, it would be like, \u2018Tampa Bay Blonde With Bugs Bunny Tattoo.\u2019\u201d \u2014 RONNY CHIENG<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cApparently, the reporter was mistakenly added to the group chat by Trump\u2019s national security adviser. This adviser can\u2019t catch a break. Today, he sat down and butt-dialed the nuclear codes to North Korea.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cAnd even if they didn\u2019t accidentally add a journalist into this group chat, they weren\u2019t supposed to be talking about this stuff on Signal in the first place, OK? Signal might be a good app for you and me and our local drug dealer, but it\u2019s not for the Pentagon to plan wars on.\u201d \u2014 RONNY CHIENG<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cToday Trump said it\u2019ll never happen again, and from now on they\u2019ll only talk about war plans over Snapchat.\u201d \u2014 JIMMY FALLON<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n